Things I Wonder About

Like you, I wonder about things………things like –

-General and Special Relativity and how these things effect time; like how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom  door you’re on.

-The way drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

-The idiocy of  having commercials showing the wonders of HD tv on tv, since it’s pointless if you already own one, and if you don’t then the images you see are only as sharp as your old tv.

"Doesn't our HDTV look great on your old tv?"

-The first thing an anarchist group would do immediately after attaining political power. 

-The violent opposition to the wearing of fur, and the curious lack of any opposition by these same people for the wearing of leather. I suppose a rich woman is much easier to harass than a motorcycle gang.

-When dogfood says “New & Improved Taste!”…….who tested it?

-Do they use sterile needles to administer lethal injections to death-row inmates?

-How do you throw away a garbage can?

-If you trip while going up an escalator, does the potential exist for you to fall down it indefinitely?

-Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

-If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

-What is a male ladybug called?

-Who is the genius who decided to put the Dual Bladed EZ Clamshell Opener in a clamshell package? If this was a deliberate practical joke, a social experiment, or a demonstration of irony, then I say BRILLIANT!

"You can't use me to open me - ha ha, sucker!"

-How fast do hotcakes sell?

-If you stole a pen from a bank would it still be considered bank robbery?

-If Dracula has no reflection how comes he always has such a straight part in his hair?

-Why do people say “You want to have your cake and eat it to”. Well who wants a cake they can’t eat? Are there people that buy cake just to look at it?

-How come that hard rock candy in the urinals in the mens bathroom tastes like pee?

Sometimes there are no easy answers to some of life’s toughest questions, but as long as we continue to search them out then there is hope that the future will bring us better tasting public restroom products.

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One response to “Things I Wonder About

  1. LC

    You are so silly!! I think you need to get an agent and get your own talk show. Forget Bill O’Reily, you’ve got more sense than he does anyways. And you’re sexier 😉 yowza!

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